Isn’t this lovely? I woke up to this email on my birthday from this person (who happens to be a real estate agent) calling me a Fat Cunt. Except he could not spell out the word “cunt.” He had to write it like this in the subject line “Fat C**t.” Here, take a look. And, because I have SOME class, I did scratch out his name from the picture using my app because I do have some manners and do not need to stoop to his level. (Even if he does think I am a “Fat F*****g Useless C**nt.” All because I exist in a fat body.)
Isn’t that wild? Check it out. Ok, so my email is pretty easy to find. But, he used my bliss email. Which is also pretty easy to find. But, this dude must have seen something on the interwebs with my name on it. Then he had to write my name down, go to google, punch in my name (which neither of my names are easy to spell – so points for him) and then look for my email. (I would have thought he would have used my curvy girl email, but whatevs.)
Then, he had to go to his email app of choice. Then he had to type in my email address and then compose this literary masterpiece.
And, here is the kicker. He used his work email. I mean, it was a gmail account, but his address had the letters “re” at the end. I know that to typically stand for “real estate” …. so I jumped on my phone and type in his email address and sure enough… dude is a real estate agent and he did not bother set up a fake account. He used his every day email. (Minus points for him.)
So, of course, I decided to pen my own literary masterpiece and sent him a note asking him what in the hell would posses him to email me something so hateful. (Oh and I might have mentioned that I could see he was in Real Estate and found out his telephone number, too. All by googling his gmail address.) I think he is negative on the points right about now.
Guess what! He APOLOGIZED.
I am pretty sure he soiled his chonies when he saw I could see who he was. And, my guess is that if I hadn’t mentioned that I new he was in real estate, that I likely would have never received an apology. (Am I being too cynical?)
I am still not sure what to do. Do I report him to the real estate board in his state?
I did send him another note asking if “what if.” What if I was not a strong woman and I too his advice and just killed myself? What if I was a young person who was vulnerable and susceptible to suicide? What if I was in a deep depression and I received that email from this random stranger?
He apologized again and said this is “so far out of my character” and I should “pray for him.”
Well M***her F***er. You should be the one praying I do not report you to your Real Estate Board or write a YELP review our out you to your Real Estate Clients as to what a real asshole you are!
It is my guess that this hater has some serious issues and they are likely less about my fat ass and more about some kind of serious problems he has. But, for those of you who are new to this – this is VIOLENCE. This is some bullshit that needs to stop. This is a serious problem and young people kill themselves over this kind of bullying.
(And, yes, I plan to email him a copy of this blog!)
What would you do, friends? Would you report him?
p.s. Oh and I did ask him how come he has such a hard time typing out the word cunt, but can still tell me I should just kill myself. It makes no sense to me. What do you think? Why is typing out the “c” word so difficult, but he can still tell me I would be better off dead?
p.s.s. Oh and I do plan to keep using the term “going to go and have some obese sex” because that is just some funny shit, right there!