Today is my 50th birthday. Want to know one of the reasons why I woke up with a smile today? (No, not because of the birthday sex!) I woke up smiling because I did NOT get any emails from random strangers saying “Die you Fat C**t.” I did not spell out the “C” word because the asshole who sent me that email could not spell out the word “cunt” but he could write a bunch of horrible stuff telling me I would be better off dead all because I am fat.